The Nazi Rally at Maga Square Garden

A short piece by someone who's not a journalist....

The Nazi Rally at Maga Square Garden

A short 4 minute report by someone who's not a journalist....

You likely read reports from the mainstream media about the Nazi rally President Trump held at New York's iconic Madison Square Garden last night. Many of these articles appeared to have been written by journalists who wisely avoided the Madison event and reported on it from the safety of the basements. I'm not a real journalist, however, so having read that literally, Hitler was gathering some sort of America's worst reprobates in the heart of New York for a rally of hate, I did something very old fashioned. I went to see it with my own eyes, and what I witnessed at the event was truly shocking. By the time I arrived at midday, people had been standing in line since the early morning. The diversity of Nazis on display was unbelievable. Black Nazis, Latino Nazis, Asian Nazis, white Nazis, female Nazis and lots and lots of Jewish Nazis were all assembled in an oily line, chatting politely to each other and cracking jokes. It was terrifying across the road, kept at bay by the few police, who sadly haven't been defunded yet, was a handful of mostly peaceful protesters. They were there to save democracy by demanding that the democratically elected leader of one of America's two major parties be thrown in prison. In contrast with the fascist I fire myself, among whose amicable and respectful demeanor was truly outrageous, the peaceful anti hate protesters were angry and confrontational, screaming in the faces of those of us standing in line, enjoy your Nazi rally. One furious man courageously shouted at her family with young children, despite these attempts to save democracy from the voters, after several hours of queuing, we eventually made it inside where the horror show truly began. Reminiscent of Adolf Hitler's rallies. The event opened with a stand up comedian telling a few jokes straight out of the Nazi playbook. That was the hateful comic made fun of everyone, celebrities, Israelis, Palestinians, even Puerto Ricans. It made me want to reach for a comfort animal, but the closest person to me was a woman in a hijab, and I didn't want to commit a hate crime by hugging her without concern. By the time I came to my senses, a radio personality called Sid Rosenberg was on stage. Rosenberg, I thought to myself, typical Nazi nagging. He apparently just returned from Israel, which he claimed both he and President Trump's support. I couldn't help noticing that every time he mentioned Israel, the Nazi scum who had, by this point, filled the stadium to the rafters, cheered and clapped. This is just like one of Hitler's rallies. I said to a man next to him, he was wearing some sort of skill cap. He laughed as if I'd say something funny, and resume cheering, holding up his bigoted Jews for Trump sign a succession of other prominent speakers followed, all of whom make terrible, offensive comments, like, we love America. America is the greatest country in the world. And ask yourself, are you better off today than you were four years ago? This obviously made me extremely uncomfortable. Everyone knows America is better off now than it was under Trump, because thanks to dei the country finally has a black female vice president. But horrifyingly, the people around me seemed to think that being unable to afford groceries mattered more. I could barely contain my disgust. This was all getting very scary, so I went to hide in the tele cubicle for several minutes to regain my strength. As expected, the venue didn't have any gender flowed restroom, so I have to sit in the men's room listening to nati after nati wash their hands and make hateful small talk. Isn't this fun? I heard one of them say not if you're a person of color. I wanted to screech from the safety of my store. By the time I eventually returned to my seat, a black man was on stage talking about the need to overcome America's complicated history of racism and sexism to move forward together. What about transphobia? I screamed at the top of my lungs, but instead of stopping and checking their privileges, the Nazis kept on rallying after venting about illegals, they eventually wheeled out illegal in chief, Elon Musk, How stupid are these people? I couldn't help thinking, can they not see that a student who drops out of college to start a business and a gang member who crosses the southern border to murder Americans are basically the same, but Nazis are going to Nazi so they went crazy for musk, the man who ended democracy by allowing people to express their opinions online without censorship. By the time Trump came on stage, he was nearly 8pm and I was too angry to concentrate on what he was saying. He was deeply hateful, of course, and he was incredibly orange. I stumbled out of the venue in the days it was dark, as we all know.